John LombardDog-Friendly Office? Try Horse-FriendlyFinally, a startup has opened its ‘stable doors’ to this concept3 min read·Aug 30, 2019----
John LombardThe Objectification of Leonard Bell — Part 2Leonard’s continual decline into household objects…and maybe a reprise?4 min read·Aug 22, 2019----
John LombardDarlene Pillar Convinced She’s a Ghost, Haunts Her Own HouseAnd her husband Mike’s had just about enough3 min read·May 30, 2019----
John LombardHow We Welcomed the RainWhat happened in 2045, when we finally embraced the nonstop downpour3 min read·May 7, 2019----
John LombardThe Objectification of Leonard Bell — Part 1One man’s descent into a coat rack and other household items3 min read·May 5, 2019----
John LombardMan Develops Hauntingly Gorgeous Soprano Singing Voice After Slipping in Toxic WasteMezzo-Soprano’s pretty high, so you can only imagine what this sounds like2 min read·May 3, 2019----
John LombardMark Sussman Forgets the Main Reason He Went to TargetIt was a Tuesday afternoon in Oak Park, Illinois. I find Mark Sussman in the Soap Aisle of Target. Tuesday afternoons, as I’m told by the…2 min read·Apr 29, 2019----
John LombardRick Moranis Look-Alike to Consider Facial Reconstruction SurgeryMickey Clemens, a Chicago high school history teacher, considers facial reconstruction surgery as a means to, “Finally show the world I’m…2 min read·Jan 25, 2019----
John LombardHenry Upt-Ight to tell the world, “I’m actually pretty easy-going.”Henry Upt-Ight, a local bed and breakfast owner, claims to have been cursed with a name that’s, “really boxing me in!” — as he puts it.2 min read·Jan 25, 2019----
John LombardHow We Welcomed the RainHow, in 2045, we finally embraced the nonstop downpour.3 min read·Jan 19, 2019----